Here goes!
Petunia had long hated being overshadowed by her witch sister, and her fiance and future husband, Vernon Dursley, hated all things that weren’t perfectly normal—so they were pretty much predisposed to hating all things magical. But it was the first meeting between the couple and Lily and James that really cemented that attitude:
James was amused by Vernon, and made the mistake of showing it. Vernon tried to patronize James, asking what car he drove. James described his racing broom. Vernon supposed out loud that wizards had to live on unemployment benefit. James explained about Gringotts, and the fortune his parents had saved there, in solid gold. Vernon could not tell whether he was being made fun of or not, and grew angry. The evening ended with Vernon and Petunia storming out of the restaurant, while Lily burst into tears and James (a little ashamed of himself) promised to make things up with Vernon at the earliest opportunity.
Of course, no amends were ever made. Petunia didn’t ask Lily to be a bridesmaid in her wedding, and, Rowling writes, “Vernon refused to speak to James at the reception, but described him, within James’ earshot, as ‘some kind of amateur magician.’” The couple didn’t attend James and Lily’s wedding, and the last letter Petunia received from the magical pair—Harry’s birth announcement—went in the trash.
The Ministry of Magic was established in 1707 (it took over for the Wizard Council as the governing body of the wizarding community). Rowling has listed out all of the Ministers for Magic since then, along with short descriptions of their time in office. A few of our favorites include Basil Flack (1752), “Shortest serving minister. Lasted two months; resigned after the goblins joined forces with werewolves”; Evangeline Orpington (1849-55), “A good friend of Queen Victoria’s, who never realised she was a witch, let alone Minister for Magic”; and Wilhemina Tuft (1948-59), a “Cheery witch who presided over a period of welcome peace and prosperity. Died in office after discovering, too late, her allergy to Alihotsy-flavoured fudge.”
Also, fans universally whooped with joy when Rowling revealed that Kingsley Shacklebolt is still Minister for Magic and will probably win the next election too.
The Order of Merlin First Class is awarded for “‘acts of outstanding bravery or distinction’ in magic.” Dumbledore received the award—a gold medal on a green ribbon—for defeating the Dark Wizard Grindlewald, a decision everyone agreed with. But when Cornelius Fudge, Minister for Magic, awarded it to himself for “a career that many considered less than distinguished,” there was “a good deal of muttering in the wizarding community.” But we totally feel Fudge… after all, what use is a Minister’s position if one can’t award oneself the highest honor in wzarding community!
You’d never guess from the books that the Mud Blood hating, all-around toad Dolores Umbridge was anything but a pure blood. But Umbridge was a half-blood, the eldest child and only daughter of wizard Orford Umbridge and muggle Ellen Cracknell. Her brother was a Squib. Her parents weren’t happy, and, Rowling writes, “Dolores secretly despised both of them”:
Orford for his lack of ambition (he had never been promoted, and worked in the Department of Magical Maintenance at the Ministry of Magic), and her mother, Ellen, for her flightiness, untidiness, and Muggle lineage. Both Orford and his daughter blamed Ellen for Dolores’s brother’s lack of magical ability, with the result that when Dolores was fifteen, the family split down the middle, Orford and Dolores remaining together, and Ellen vanishing back into the Muggle world with her son. Dolores never saw her mother or brother again, never spoke of either of them, and henceforth pretended to all she met that she was a pure-blood.
The essay explains Umbridge’s rocket ascent through the Ministry of Magic, covers her failure to find a husband, and explains how she came to be on Voldemort’s side during his takeover. Reading it would only deepen your utter hatred of the toad, we’re sure!
Minerva McGonagall, future Hogwarts Transfiguration teacher and headmistress, was the first child of Reverend Robert McGonagall, a Muggle, and Isobel Ross, a witch. There was just one problem: Isobel didn’t tell Robert that she was a witch until after Minerva was born, a choice that broke the trust between the young witch’s parents. “Minerva, a clever and observant child, saw this with sadness,” Rowling writes:
Minerva was very close to her Muggle father, whom in temperament she resembled more than her mother. She saw with pain how much he struggled with the family’s strange situation. She sensed too, how much of a strain it was on her mother to fit in with the all-Muggle village, and how much she missed the freedom of being with her own kind, and of not exercising her considerable talents. Minerva never forgot how much her mother cried, when the letter of admittance into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry arrived on Minerva’s eleventh birthday; she knew that Isobel was sobbing, not only out of pride, but also of envy.
This knowledge directly affected McGonagall’s life after Hogwarts, when she met a Muggle named Dougal McGregor, “the handsome, clever and funny son of a local farmer.” They fell in love, and when he proposed, McGonagall accepted. But that very night, she realized their love could never be, because “Dougal did not know what she, Minerva, truly was … Minerva had witnessed at close quarters the kind of marriage she might have if she wed Dougal. It would be the end of all her ambitions; it would mean a wand locked away, and children taught to lie, perhaps even to their own father. She did not fool herself that Dougal McGregor would accompany her to London, while she went to work every day at the Ministry. He was looking forward to inheriting his father’s farm.”
She broke off their engagement without telling him why—if she violated the International Statute of Secrecy, she would have lost her job at the Ministry, “for which she was giving him up,” Rowling writes. “She left him devastated, and set out for London three days later.”
Many a book reader has been puzzled by the Death Eaters’ abduction and killing of Florean Fortescue, the wizard, magical history buff, and ice cream parlor owner Harry meets inPrisoner of Azkaban. In one Pottermore extra, Rowling revealed that she had “originally planned Florean to be the conduit for clues that I needed to give Harry during his quest for the Hallows, which is why I established an acquaintance fairly early on … I imagined the historically-minded Florean might have a smattering of information on matters as diverse as the Elder Wand and the diadem of Ravenclaw, the information having been passed down in the Fortescue family from their august ancestor,” former Hogwarts Headmaster Dexter Florean:
As I worked my way nearer to the point where such information would become necessary, I caused Florean to be kidnapped, intending him to be found or rescued by Harry and his friends.
The problem was that when I came to write the key parts of Deathly Hallows I decided that Phineas Nigellus Black was a much more satisfactory means of conveying clues. Florean’s information on the diadem also felt redundant, as I could give the reader everything he or she needed by interviewing the Grey Lady.
So, unfortunately, Rowling had the character meet his untimely end for no real reason at all. “He is not the first wizard whom Voldemort murdered because he knew too much (or too little),” Rowling writes, “but he is the only one I feel guilty about, because it was all my fault.”
One of many theories that went around after Harry survived Voldemort’s curse was that The Boy Who Lived was actually a great Dark wizard—and it was this theory that Lucius Malfoy, Draco’s father, clung to. “It was comforting to think that he, Lucius, might be in for a second chance of world domination, should this Potter boy prove to be another, and greater, pure-blood champion,” Rowling writes. Which is why Draco went out of his way to befriend Harry on the Hogwarts Express:
Harry’s refusal of Draco’s friendly overtures, and the fact that he had already formed allegiance to Ron Weasley, whose family is anathema to the Malfoys, turns Malfoy against him at once. Draco realised, correctly, that the wild hopes of the ex-Death Eaters – that Harry Potter was another, and better, Voldemort – are completely unfounded, and their mutual enmity is assured from that point.
Rowling also reveals that Draco could have had a very different last name; Smart, Spinks, or Spungen were all options. Well, we’re just glad that the author settled on Draco!
Rowling reveals in the Malfoy family history that, at one point, they were quite close to Muggles they deemed worthy. “In spite of their espousal of pure-blood values and their undoubtedly genuine belief in wizards’ superiority over Muggles, the Malfoys have never been above ingratiating themselves with the non-magical community when it suits them,” Rowling writes. This includes—according to rumor, anyway—trading in Muggle money and assets, annexing Muggle land, and procuring Muggle art and other treasures for the family collection.
They often hung out in Muggle social circles as well—but only wealthy Muggles, of course. “Historically, the Malfoys drew a sharp distinction between poor Muggles and those with wealth and authority,” Rowling writes. “Until the imposition of the Statute of Secrecy in 1692, the Malfoy family was active within high-born Muggle circles, and it is said that their fervent opposition to the imposition of the Statute was due, in part, to the fact that they would have to withdraw from this enjoyable sphere of social life.”
Once the Ministry of Magic—“the new heart of power”—was founded, the Malfoys “performed an abrupt volte-face, and became as vocally supportive of the Statute as any of those who had championed it from the beginning, hastening to deny that they had ever been on speaking (or marrying) terms with Muggles.”
During Voldemort’s initial rise to power, Lyall Lupin, Remus’s father, joined the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, where he encountered Fenrir Greyback, “who had been brought in for questioning about the death of two Muggle children.” Because the Werewolf Registry was poorly maintained, and Lupin’s colleagues didn’t see the signs, they believed Greyback’s claim that he was a Muggle tramp. “Lyall Lupin was not so easily fooled,” Rowling wrote. “He … told the committee that Greyback ought to be kept in detention until the next full moon, a mere twenty-four hours later.” When his colleagues laughed at him, Lupin grew angry, calling werewolves “soulless, evil, deserving nothing but death.” After Greyback was released, he told his fellow werewolves how Lupin had described them, and vowed to get his revenge—which he did, shortly before Remus turned 5:
As [Remus Lupin] slept peacefully in his bed, Fenrir Greyback forced open the boy’s window and attacked him. Lyall reached the bedroom in time to save his son’s life, driving Greyback out of the house with a number of powerful curses. However, henceforth, Remus would be a full-fledged werewolf.
Lyall Lupin never forgave himself for the words he had spoken in front of Greyback at the inquiry … He had parroted what was the common view of werewolves in his community, but his son was what he had always been—loveable and clever—except for that terrible period at the full moon when he suffered an excruciating transformation and became a danger to everyone around him. For many years, Lyall kept the truth about the attack, including the identity of the attacker, from his son, fearing Remus’s recriminations.
Rowling writes that the North Sea island on which the prison is built has never appeared on any map, wizard or muggle. An early resident, a sorcerer named Ekrizdis who practiced the worst kinds of dark magic, lured Muggle sailors there and tortured and killed them. When he died, the concealment charms faded, and the Ministry became aware of the island’s existence. “Those who entered to investigate refused afterwards to talk of what they had found inside,” Rowling writes, “but the least frightening part of it was that the place was infested with dementors.”
The two part play, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, will focus on Harry as an overworked employee of the Ministry of Magic and his son Albus Severus who finds himself burdened with family legacy. It opens in London next year. 2016 couldn’t arrive sooner!
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Here’s what we think of the first three episodes and how we feel that Fear the Walking Dead is different from its sister show.
Fear the Walking Dead does bring a lot of new elements to our favorite universe of the walkers and we have enjoyed the first three episodes for now but how long before we get to the same timeline as the Walking Dead and this spin-off loses its fresh quality? Whatever may happen, we can tell you for sure that all us TWD fans will be tuning in to find out and we do wish that this show is every bit as addicting as its predecessor.
Let us know what you think about Fear the Walking Dead in the comments below.
]]>Google Now – Sure, you could ask Siri just about anything, but you may be looking for a virtual version of Lloyd from Entourage to organize your life. If that’s the case, it may be time to download Google Now, the “intelligent personal assistant” that is available for iOS and Android, as well as your desktop. The app organizes just about everything you can think of, giving you assistance around the clock. Info is organized into cards that provide all the info you need without you having to spend time searching. The cards are customizable so you see what’s important to you like traffic, weather, relevant websites or sport scores. The latest update includes barcode scanning, song recognition and the ability to store your boarding pass. If you need every aspect of your life organized in neat packages, this app is for you.
24me – If you are forgetful, then you need a virtual personal assistant that works like a second brain. 24me auto-generates reminders so you will never miss an important meeting or event, or forget to pay a bill. 24me combines your calendar, to-do lists and notes all in one easy to use, clutter free app. It syncs with other apps like Facebook to send messages to your friends on their birthday in case it slipped your mind, lets you share notes with coworkers or friends, and combines just about every part of your life into one package.
Quip – If Mark Zuckerberg uses it, we are down to download it as well. Quip is one of the best apps out there and is pretty much the virtual office used by Facebook, Instagram and Quora. Quip allows users to collaborate with others on documents, spreadsheets and checklists. Users can create, import or share documents, allowing others to update them as well, and there is a sidebar that allows you to check in with workers and review the edits they made. If you are looking to increase productivity at work by organizing those docs, Quip is for you. It’s free for iOS and Android.
Wunderlist – If you love lists or need to work on creating easy formats to organize your thoughts, the things you have to do, or even the movies you want to watch, than Wunderlist is for you. The app combines organization and productivity with the classic to-do list— all in a sleek package. Users can share lists with others and have conversations about them. It comes in handy when planning a family vacation or delegating someone to run out for milk. Wunderlist also helps you discover things such as the best recipes or movies to watch. The app is free to download on iOS and Android.
isoTimer – Now you can prepare each day carefully using a calendar and a to-do list that syncs automatically to your Google Calender! In addition to the free planner, you can schedule your tasks directly on the calendar, plan your goals in project view, sync your To-Do list with Google Tasks, create backups and restore them, time your tasks with a To-Do list timer, draw your own notes and attach them to tasks and events, create audio recordings and attach them to your tasks, and protect your data with a password. This app is the one to have if you need to prioritize your goals.
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1. The Fellowship of The Ring – While most people only consider Frodo and Sam’s devotion to each other as the ultimate friendship goals, we think that what made The Lord of The Rings epic was how the entire surviving Fellowship – Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn and Gandalf – was so connected and unconditionally loved each other! That all their hearts beat for one another is pretty evident throughout the story. Their unending devotion and love might have made us teary eyed more than once… way more than once!
2. Harry, Ron and Hermione – Yes, Harry and Ron spent quite some time in the books trying to ignore Hermione (timetables, SPEW, don’t-break-school-rules sermons) but there’s no denying the fact that these three shared the most special and closest bond ever. Each brought to the trio something unique and indispensable in a way that made them tough. We’re pretty sure these three could rule the wizarding community if they were ever so inclined.
3. FRIENDS – No BFF list would ever be complete without a mention of the Six. Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Chandler and Joey redefined “friendship” in the 90’s and their popularity is a phenomenon that just doesn’t quit.
4. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson – The two lived together for a time, and they also solved mysteries together. Watson is the perfect match for Sherlock’s sometimes abrasive, Type-A behavior. Also, Watson is the person who actually records all of Holmes’s triumphs. All but four of the Sherlock Holmes tales are told by Watson, who is outraged that Holmes doesn’t get more recognition in the press. He also deals with what a jerk Holmes is rather well. What a good friend!
5. Athos, Porthos and Aramis (from Alexander Dumas’s The Three Musketeers) - “All for one and one for all!” Are we right or are we right?
6. Nick Carraway and Jay Gatsby (from F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby) - Look, Nick admires Gatsby enough to tell his entire story! That is dedication! He’s also one of the only people to attend Gatsby’s funeral, and who wasn’t looking for money or some kind of connection from Gatsby. He is the only person that Gatsby can really be honest with or divulge anything to (though he tries to do so with Daisy as well). Nick is also the only person who is loyal to Gatsby.
7. Darcy and Bingley (from Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice) - Bingley tolerates Darcy’s bad habits like only best friends can. Despite Darcy being a total downer, as well as totally rude, Bingley still loves the man like a brother. Bingley loves Darcy so much, that he actually listens to Darcy’s advice when he suggests that Bingley NOT marry the sweet, shy Jane (luckily, Darcy realizes the error of this advice, and Bingley and Jane end up getting married and living happily ever after). Oh, and they marry sisters, which means that even though they are married, they’ll still be seeing lots of each other! Good play, gentlemen!
8. Carrie, Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte – Sex and The City was more than just about four 30 something women trying to find love in New York… it was about them staying together and supporting each other through all the difficulties of navigating the dating jungle that is Manhattan. Through Sam’s cancer, Charlotte’s no baby situation, Miranda’s baby situation and Carrie’s “big” problems… the girls stuck together. These four ladies show us that as long as we have our girlfriends and a standing brunch reservation, everything will be okay. It’s as Carrie said, “Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates, and guys are just people to have fun with!”
9. Sancho Panza and Don Quixote in Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra – Before “bromance” was ever a word (or, rather, something vaguely resembling a word), there was Sancho Panza and Don Quixote. It’s a friendship that, over the years, has morphed into a familiar trope of hero and sidekick. The two friends go an epic journey together, which is basically a road trip. Their funny and simple friendship is a reminder and an ideal of how we should support our friends, both emotionally and physically.
10. Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn – We’re first introduced to Huck in chapter six of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and learn right away that Huck is bad news bears. You know that kid from high school that you weren’t allowed to hang out with because his/her parents were always out of town and their house was just a mecca of weed and cheap booze? That’s Huck Finn. The mothers of the children in town do not let their kids play with him, because, yeah, he’s a dirty little homeless creep. Still, Tom associates with Huck despite all his shortcomings, and isn’t that what friendship is all about?
11. Jules, Jonah, Ethan and Ash in The Interestings by Meg Wolitzer – The Interestings thus spans decades, beginning when the characters are hardly teenagers and going all the way through middle age. Wolitzer writes a compelling story about what it means to be envious of your friends, even when you love them. Who among us is noble enough to not have been jealous of those we are closest to? It’s complicated, though: You’re covetous, but you can’t express your resentment, and you’re also genuinely happy for whatever it is that your friend has achieved. You don’t just feel envious; you feel meager. Wolizer’s novel manages to provide an accurate portrayal of these complex feelings that can be at the heart of very real friendships.
12. Kay, Mary, Dottie, Elinor, Libby, Helena, Priss and Polly in The Group by Mary McCarthy – The Group details the lives of eight female friends, all from Vassar College’s class of 1933, following them post graduation. Despite their impressive liberal arts educations and their strong ambitions, all the women find themselves lacking direction. (Sounds eerily similar to another series currently on HBO, doesn’t it?) The novel spans seven years, offering an expansive look into the sororal bond of these women as they navigate everything from sexism in the workplace, to marriage, to child-raising, to financial difficulties, to losing their virginity. (Not necessarily in that order.)
13. Daria and Jane, Daria – These two prove it really is possible to have a friendship based just on cynicism, sarcasm, and quiet observation.
14. Ted, Marshall, Robin, Barney, and Lily of How I Met Your Mother – Only the best of friends could have helped Ted get through the years (and years) of breakups and make sure he didn’t settle before finally finding the one he has been waiting to meet.
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1. Chamber of Secrets, when Dudley (intending to tease Harry about how he hadn’t gotten a single present for his birthday) says, “I know what day it is!”, Harry replies with the spectacularly sassy, “You’ve finally learned the days of the week.”
2. Bookreaders, remember when Snape disarmed Lockhart and Lockhart proceeded to depart some wisdom to Harry?
Lockhart cuffed Harry merrily on the shoulder.
‘Just do what I did, Harry!’
‘What, drop my wand?’
3. When, in Sorcerer’s Stone, our favorite Sassy Scarhead asked Snape to divert his annoying Qs to Hermione Know-It-All.
4. When he turned all out rebel in Prisoner of Azkaban, wandlessly inflating Aunt Marge like a balloon and leaving the Dursleys’ home.
5. And this too, from Prisoner of Azkaban. Harry Potter cracked a funny!
Ron Weasley: Right, you’ve got a sort of wonky cross… That means you’re going to have ‘trials and
suffering’—sorry about that—but there’s a thing that could be the sun … hang on … that means
‘great happiness’ … so you’re going to suffer but be very happy about it……
Harry Potter: You need your inner eye tested.
6. When he fearlessly read out the Marauders’ insults to Snape.
“Mr Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large
nose out of other people’s business.
Mr Prongs agrees with Mr Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
Mr Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a
Professor.
Mr Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.”
7. [in their first Divination lesson, reading tea leaves] When he was way too real.
Ron: Right, what can you see?
Harry: A load of soggy brown stuff.
8. When he sprayed Cedric Diggory with sarcasm in Goblet of Fire.
9. When he gave literally zero fucks.
10. When he was the king of sarcastic trolling.
11. When Harry was not in the mood for guessing games with Snape.
12. When he couldn’t take anymore of Umbridge’s shit in Order of the Phoenix.
“So, according to you, Cedric Diggory dropped dead of his own accord did he?”
13. Or when he went all “you’re way too stupid” on Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy: You’re dead, Potter.
Harry Potter: Funny, you’d think I’d have stopped walking around.
14. His comeback to Hermione when she advised him from keeping his distance from Draco.
Hermione Granger: Harry, don’t go picking a row with Malfoy, don’t forget, he’s a prefect now, he
could make life difficult for you….
Harry Potter: Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life?
15. Order of the Phoenix, when shit was way too real for dream interpretation.
Ron Weasley: I had a dream about Quidditch last night. What do you think that means?
Harry Potter: I dunno. Probably means you’re going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or
something.
16. When Harry had to explain the concept of “news” to Uncle Vernon.
Uncle Vernon: What were you doing under our window, boy?
Harry Potter: Listening to the news.
Uncle Vernon: Listening to the news! Again?
Harry: Well, it changes every day, you see.
17. When he put Snape in his place in the Half Blood Prince.
“There’s no need to call me “sir”, Professor.”
18. When he wasn’t getting any helpful info out of Ron and made it pretty clear.
Ron Weasley: Well, you can’t break an Unbreakable Vow.
Harry Potter: I figured that much out for myself, funnily enough.
19. Even angry, he manages to remain sarcastic as hell.
Narcissa Malfoy: I see that being Dumbledore’s favourite has given you a false sense of security, Harry Potter. But Dumbledore won’t always be there to protect you.
Harry Potter: Wow…look at that…he’s not here now! So why don’t you have a go? They might be able to find you a double cell in Azkaban with your loser of a husband!
20. When Harry was drunk on the power of Felix Felicis – liquid luck.
Horace Slughorn: Harry, I must insist you accompany me back to the castle immediately!
Harry Potter: That would be counter-productive, sir!
Horace Slughorn: What makes you say that?
Harry Potter: No idea.
21. When, in the Deathly Hallows, Harry just can’t believe how stupid the Ministry of Magic is.
“Interesting theory. Has anyone ever tried sticking a sword into Voldemort? Maybe the Ministry should get some people onto that, instead of wasting their time stripping down Deluminators or covering up breakouts from Azkaban.” (Harry to Scrimgeour)
22. When Harry finally told Lord Voldy to “be a man”, while calling him Tom to his face.
“It’s your one last chance … Be a man … try … Try for some remorse …”
23. When Harry calls Ron out on his bullshit. (The Potterhead community will agree that it is most uncomfortable when these two fight!)
“Well then, I’m sorry, but I don’t quite understand. What part of this isn’t living up to your expectations? Did you think we were gonna be staying in a five-star hotel?”
24. When Harry could not believe how weak a job Snape had done with Hogwarts’ security and informed him of his incompetence.
“It seems despite your exhaustive defensive strategies, you still have a bit of a security problem, Headmaster.”
Happy Birthday, Harry! You are and always will be “Desirable No. 1″.
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1. Apple Watch: This is undoubtedly going to be the big reveal of the year. Tech-buffs are waiting for this phenomenal gadget for quite some time now. With customizable watch faces, fitness monitor, Apple Pay, iTunes, Apple TV and of course a time piece; this cool gadget is going to fly off the shelves.
2. Sony VR Headset (Project Morpheus): Virtual reality games are in for a state of the art makeover. Sony VR headset will give a dynamic experience to PS4 players.
3. Quantum Dot Technology LCD TVs by LG: This would be the next step in television viewing experience. The Quantum Dot Technology uses nano-crystals to create richer colours, making this TV a pioneer in its field. This high-end gadget may not be with-in reach of everyone but home viewing will definitely reach new levels of perfection with it.
4. Fitbit Charge HR: Health and lifestyle based gadgets are going to dominate the year 2015 but Fitbit Charge HR is definitely going to stand out. With an automatic heart monitor, activity, floors and sleep tracking; this gadget is going to upgrade any old fitness regime.
5. Oculus Rift: The ultimate competitor of Sony VR Headset, Oculus Rift has already been acquired by Facebook for a mega launch in 2015. With promising immersive gaming on the horizon with Oculus Rift, this gadget is going to bring about new social changes as well.
6. Ampy: A device that can convert your kinetic energy (energy generated by your body movements) into electrical energy for your USB device! Ampy is going to be a game changer in the portable chargers segment.
7. Navdy: A transparent navigation view on the windscreen is no longer a concept out of sci-fi movies. Navdy is going to revolutionize the way people navigate to new locations.
8. Jibo: It would be a far cry from the Bicentennial man, but Jibo is going to be the realistic version of world’s first family robot. It can take pictures, make videos and connect to your mobile device via Wi-fi. With high resolution cameras Jibo will be able to recognize faces and detect associated voices. This smart device will be ready for distribution in December 2015 and is already on the wish-list of many early adopters.
9. Smart Rear View Mirrors: Nissan and Cadillac are all set to release smart rear views in some of their car models which will provide enhanced visibility to drivers, under all weather conditions. This could be a highly utilitarian gadget for car enthusiasts.
10. NYMI Band: Finger prints, facial recognition and retina scans are so passé. In 2015, tech-lovers will unlock their phones, laptops, cars and even homes with their heartbeats. NYMI band will enable the wearer’s unique heartbeat to be used as an unlocking code.
]]>1. Kim Kardashian: Kim has always been famous for her “I got it all” looks. This selfie queen is known for her hair revolutions, makeup updates, date night outfits and “west” is all history. Lately she has taken it up a notch, posting adorable videos of baby North!
2. Taylor Swift: From behind the scenes fun, partying pictures with her stylish posse, cute outfit updates to holding sleepy Meredith in hands, Taylor swift is everything “fresh”.
3. Shay Mitchell: This pretty little liar posts pictures of her travels, poses for a shoot, goofing around on the sets and much more.
4. Justin Bieber: This teen dream is most likely to post his selfie in trucker caps while flaunting his tattooed arms with a string of “I love you” comments.
5. One Direction: Delicious, spellbinding and talented too! Followers just can’t get enough of this pop band’s behind the scenes and live performance updates.
6. Rihanna: Makeup or no makeup RiRi always manages to pull off killer looks.
7. Jennifer Lopez: This celebrity mom is most likely to post OOTD, her beautiful kids and her barefaced magic.
8. Ian Somerhalder : This TVD(The Vampire Diaries) star never fails to enthrall followers with his dreamy eyes and perfect couple pictures with Nikki Reed.
9. Zooey Deschanel: The “New Girl” in town is funny and cute at the same time. With her goofy posts she is all over Instagram.
10. Snoop Dogg: And the title of selfie king goes to SNOOP DOGG. Insta followers just can’t get enough of him!
11. Priyanka Chopra: Priyanka Chopra is truly versatility and talent personified. Model Actor, Singer and heartthrob, Piggy Chops loves to share her vacation selfies, movie-promotion selfies and decked up selfies.
12. Varun Dhawan: With his sizzling personality and amazing dance moves, Varun manages to win many hearts, even on Insta.
13. Sonakshi Sinha: Too cute and bold to be true, this desi girl’s profile is filled with Dubsmash videos and beautiful selfies.
14. Sonam Kapoor: From flaunting new pajama sets to sizzling Cannes looks, this diva is a must to follow on Instagram.
15. Masaba Gupta: This amazing peppy fashion designer always entertains her followers by posting design updates, OOTD and food captures.
16. Alia Bhatt: Alia is the cutest new kid in tinsel-town and she never fails to capitalize on her adorable image.
17. Kareena Kapoor Khan: Bebo and her flawless Nawabi wonderland always offer us challenging “relationship goals”. She loves to post her ‘girl’s day out’ updates as well.
18. Arjun Kapoor: This B-town ‘gunda’ keeps getting naughtier with his cunning selfies and goofy faces.
19. Shahid Kapoor: If hotness needs a quotient, we will definitely find it here.
20. Ranveer Singh: Bollywood selfie king keeps it real with fun all the time, from bromancing with Arjun Kapoor to showing off his quirky style.
Drop us your thoughts in the comments below!
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1. “Excuse me, I seem to have dropped my ball.” “Yeah, so?” “…and now I’ve picked it up again.”
This was Chandler’s hilarious attempt to hit on Rachel. In the epic episode, The One With The Flashback, Chandler drops his pool ball near Rachel, who is not his friend yet, hoping to get some action. Well, sorry to burst your bubble Mr. Bing, but with a line like that, nobody’s giving you anything but a weird look.
2. “I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!”
This is Chandler’s innate nature in his own words. Chandler misinterprets Janice’s actions into thinking that she wants him to be committed and when he does commit fully to her, he is rejected by Janice (which is humiliating because rejected by JANICE?). Aw, Chandler, we understand your emotions, but we believe you can do better than Janice.
3. “This whole time we were concentrating on the babies and no one was watching Chandler!”
Oh Chandler, the one fully functional adult that can swallow a toy gun is you. In Season 6, when Phoebe brings home her brother’s triplets to babysit, Chandler sucks a child’s toy (for reasons unknown) and gets a toy gun jammed in his throat, leaving Phoebe alone to deal with the triplets while Monica has to take Chandler to the hospital. Talk about a trainwreck.
4. “I’m not so great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
We don’t know if sarcastic comments will help anyone, Chandler. When Rachel is having trouble with her new boyfriend, Joey, she looks to Chandler for advice, who is not capable of giving it. Well Rachel, what did you expect? Chandler giving advice? Nope. Never gonna happen. Might as well ask Phoebe’s rats.
5. “Yeah, we were just talking about that. Can’t believe how stupid we used to look.”
And we wholeheartedly agree. In all the flashbacks from the time of Ross and Chandler’s college days, we can’t help but laugh at their ridiculous “cool guy” looks. Ross’s Afro and mustache were bad yes, but not nearly as bad as Chandler’s “Flock of Seagulls” haircut. I mean, what WAS that thing? This explains why they were lonely losers in college.
6. “Cheese. It’s milk that you chew.”
Remember Chandler’s “cheesy” one-liners that he makes up to impress his new advertising boss? “Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy.” “Grapes. Because who can get a watermelon in your mouth?” “Pants. Like shorts, but longer.” Well, thanks for pointing out, Captain Obvious. But finally Chandler found his real calling by working in advertising. Anyone remember what his original job was? A transponster, was it?
7. Miss Chanandler Bong.
Speaking of transponsters, recall the game Chandler and Joey played against Monica and Rachel in a bet to win their apartment. Rachel got the answer wrong and said that the TV guide was delivered in the name of Mr. Chandler Bing, when in fact it comes addressed to a Miss Chanandler Bong. And we all know that he is too much of a social retard to get it corrected.
8. “I’m very happy we’re gonna have all the sex.”
Chandler was at his peak of awkwardness when he was the target of Phoebe and Rachel’s plan to get Monica and him to confess about their relationship. When Phoebe went all “Seduction 101″ on Chandler’s ass, the poor guy tried hard to keep up but nobody wins against Phoebe, love. Chandler’s awkward moves on Phoebe finally come to an end when he blurts out that he is in love with Monica and admits defeat. Well, he’s lucky Monica loves him too. Because the slick moves he did on Phoebe? He’d be single his whole life, if not for Mon’s lucky lapse in judgement.
9. Monica: “I thought he’ll like it. When he was younger, his favorite book was the Velveteen Rabbit. Chandler: “The Velveteen Rabbit was brown and white.” Monica: “Well, it was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all.” Chandler: “NO BUNNY AT ALL. Always NO BUNNY AT ALL.”
We think you looked adorable in the pink bunny costume, Chandler. But the trash talk with Ross before that EPIC (not really) arm wrestling with him to prove who was stronger, was extremely embarrassing. And then Chandler had to go and add a carrot to his bunny ensemble. Real smooth, Chandler.
10. “All right, rock, paper, scissors for who has to tell the whore to leave.”
Technically, the culprit in this awkward situation was Monica, who had ordered a hooker for her husband’s bachelor party, instead of a stripper. But it was Chandler who had to be awkward again. But we really can’t blame him. I mean, what IS a polite way of informing a hooker that she was invited by mistake by a wife who had meant to call a stripper?
11. “Hi I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.”
When Chandler and Monica run into Richard and his date at a restaurant, Chandler starts doing what he’s a pro at – being a social tsunami. But it’s okay. We understand why Richard would make him uncomfortable, with his manly mustache and his manly cigars. But rest assured, we all know that it is only Chandler that Monica has eyes for.
12. “I’m a pretty little girl.”
Well, this is the punishment for lying to your best friend. When Chandler lies to Joey about having seen the tape of his advertisement he’d given him, which turns out to be a pretty hilarious ad about Ichiban, lipstick for men, Joey punishes the former by ordering him to roam around in the light blue shade of lipstick telling every one that he is a pretty little girl. Well, serves you right, Mr. Bing.
13. “She’s right. If I were a guy and… Did I just say if I were a guy?”
Well Chandler, every one’s had that doubt some time or the other. When Phoebe comes with her problem of having shooting down Mike’s proposal even before he could do it, Chandler begins to tell her his opinion but is stopped midway by his confused gender. But no worries, even without Chandler’s input, Mike and Phoebe sort it out and can we just say how glad we are about that? Mike’s the best.
14. Photographer: “I’m sorry. Is the seat uncomfortable?” Chandler: “No, I am.”
In the episode, The One With The Engagement Picture, Chandler manages to thwart all of Monica’s attempts to make him smile like a normal person in front of the camera but he prefers to smile like a creepy rapist-murderer instead. Monica has no choice but to have Joey with her in the picture. We’re surprised Monica still sticks around.
15. Chandler’s Victory Dance.
We save the best for last. Every time Chandler dances, it’s just so awful that people around him want to kill themselves. No wonder Monica is unable to handle the dance at times. We realise that words are not enough to describe the dance, so here you go.
Tell us in the comments if you relate with any of Chandler’s cute awkwardness.
]]>1. What are you talking about? One woman? That’s like saying there’s only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something, Ross. There’s lots of flavors out there. There’s Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing Cherry Vanilla. You could get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. This is the best thing that ever happened to you. You got married, you were, what, eight? Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon.
When Ross was depressed over his divorce with Carol, Joey came up with this fabulous pep talk. And we have to say, Joey was right. More than anything, Ross needed to loosen up and try being with women that were um, not same sex oriented.
2. Joey: [about Rachel’s assistant, Tag] If he doesn’t like you, then this is all just a moo
point.
Rachel: Huh. A moo point?
Joey: Yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion, you know, it just doesn’t matter. It’s “moo”.
Rachel wasn’t the only one to whom this new Tribianni phrase made sense. I think we can all agree that the old one wasn’t half as interesting as the new and improved edition launched by our numero uno dumb guy. Now we just have to replace the original in the dictionaries.
3. Chandler: You’re right. I have no excuses. I was totally over the line.
Joey Tribbiani: Over the line? You… you… you’re so far past the line that you can’t even see
the line! The line is a dot to you!
One thing about Joey, he always respected the Bro Code and was probably the original Code Guru. Even though Chandler had loved Kathy, he had still been wrong to hide it from his best friend. Anybody who knows Joey can say that he would leave any girl for his bro, Chandler. Because we all know the Bro Code motto – bros before…
4. Joey: Never gonna happen. Because you waited too long to make your move and now you’re in the Friend Zone.
Ross: No, no, I’m not in the Friend Zone.
Joey: Ross, you’re Mayor of the Friend Zone.
Joey was probably one of the first people to acknowledge the Friend Zone. And no matter how much Ross denies it, Joey would never be wrong about such things, being the expert on hitting on girls. How you doin’?
5. Joey: You broke the Code!
Ross: What Code?
Joey: You don’t kiss your friend’s mom! Sister’s are okay. Maybe a hot looking aunt. But not mom! NEVER MOM!
Forth comes the protector of the Code – here to save the day again. Joey seems like the only person that respects the Code. What is wrong with Chandler and Ross, seriously?
6. Joey: “It made you feel good so that makes it selfish. Look, there are no unselfish good deeds. Sorry.”
This was the first time someone had ever left Phoebe retort-less. It was fun to watch Phoebe trying so desperately to prove that Joey was wrong and that there were unselfish good deeds but all her attempts were thwarted by his sly words.
7. Joey: “You mind if I turn the heat down?”
Joey: “The knob was broken…so I turned it off from underneath. I hope that’s all
right.”
One of the many times when Joey proved that he was smarter than the other five was when they changed the theme of Monica’s Christmas party to a tropical party because they couldn’t turn down the heat. And then Joey swoops in like a boss and leaves the others in dumbfounded silence.
8. Rachel: “Just come by at lunch so my boss doesn’t see you. Kim will freak out. She doesn’t
like me.”
Chandler: “That is weird. I don’t think my boss likes me.”
Monica: “I don’t think mine likes me either.”
Ross: “Maybe it’s a universal thing.”
Joey: “Or maybe because you’re all hanging around here at 11 :30 on a Wednesday.”
It took Joey no time to figure out the huge mystery of all the gang’s bosses hating them all. The other five are certainly not winning any ‘Employee of the Year’ awards.
9. Joey: “But it seems to me it’s pretty much like anything else. Face your fear. You have a fear of heights? Go to the top of the building. You have a fear of bugs? Get a bug! You have a fear of commitment? So I say you go in there and you be the most committed guy there ever was.”
Joey doesn’t give only great hooking up advice but also great relationship advice. Granted, Chandler used this to be committed to Janice (YUCK!), but we have to agree that this was one piece of useful advice.
10. Joey: “They have a kid together. They’re like a family. If there’s a chance they can make that work…I wouldn’t want to be the guy who stood in the way.”
Another bit of advice that Joey gave to Chandler regarding Janice. The amazing thing was, despite hating Janice, Joey never gave Chandler any biased opinions. Way to go, Joe.
11. Joey: “All right, well, I guess we know what we have to do to get down.”
Ross: “Help us! Please, help us! We’re stuck up on the roof, and we can’t get down!”
Joey: I was thinking we’d just go down the fire escape.”
We really must rethink who, in this group is the dumbest because the scales tip towards Ross sometimes. Joey, on the other hand, yet again used that quick wit of his.
12. Joey: “You’re gonna have to pee on it.”
Joey: “Don’t blame me. I saw it on the Discovery Channel.”
Joey was the one who saved Monica from the sting of the jelly fish. Granted, he couldn’t perform the act himself but hey, it was his idea wasn’t it? And we know that he had good intentions and if he had to, he’d pee on them all.
Hmm, now that we think about it… the dumb guy act was probably all really just an act, and Joey is actually the smartest! What do you think? Leave your thoughts in the comments section below!
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The highly informative video, uploaded a day ago by AIB, takes you through the concept of “Net Neutrality” and explains clearly why everyone needs to act on it RIGHT NOW!
Log onto http://www.savetheinternet.in to email to TRAI and spread the message by sharing this video. Leave us your thoughts in the comments below!
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1. Since Independence, India has built 1.25 million miles of new roads, raised steel output 50 times, cement 20 times. It is now the 2nd-largest cycle producer.
2. It has the second-largest labour force. Is self-sufficient in grain and cloth, makes more than a million cars a year, and has launched 65 satellites.
3. RIL’s Jamnagar is the world’s largest grassroots refinery and petrochem complex.
4. Has the best delivery boys, the dabbawalas, with an efficiency rating of 99.9999% !
5. Chess was invented here.
6. Value of ‘pi’ first calculated by Budhayana, who explained the concept of Pythagora’s Theorem. He discovered it long before Europeans!
7. India provides safety for more than 300,000 refugees from Lanka, Tibet, Bhutan, Afghanistan and Bangladesh.
8. Tirupathi Temple is the world’s largest pilgrimage destination. An average of 30,000 visitors donate $6 million every day!
9. India recycles 60% of its plastic waste. The figures for Japan and China are 12% and 10%, respectively.
10. 137-year-old Bombay Stock Exchange is also Asia’s first stock exchange and world’s No. 1 in terms of number (5,000) of listed companies.
11. It’s estimated that in the next two to three years, 25% of people entering the workforce will be Indian.
12. There are over a million Indian millionaires. However, the gap between the rich and poor is still very big, with many living on a poverty level.
13. India has no National Language. Hindi is an official language used in many regions, English is also commonly used in many regions. There are many popular regional languages like Tamil, Malayalam, Telugu, Kannada and Marathi spoken and officially used in their respective regions.
14. The first university is said to have been started in Takshila in 700 B.C. Thousands of students from all over the world studied a variety of subjects.
15. India has the world’s second largest train network, and it is the largest civilian employer.
16. Having been visited by Buddha in 500 B.C. Varanasi is the oldest continuously habituated city in the world.
17. The world’s largest road network is in India—over 1.9 million miles of roads cover the country.
18. The name “India” comes from the Indus River, which is where earliest settlers made their homes. The Indus valley is one of the world’s earliest urban civilizations.
19. Until 1986, the only place where diamonds had been officially found was in India!
20. More than 50% of India is younger than 25 and more than 65% are 35 or younger. The average Indian age is much younger than most other nations. We are set to become the world’s youngest population by year 2020!
21. No list featuring facts about India would be complete without this tidbit: India has the largest movie industry in the world. Most Indian movies come from Bollywood, but there are many studios around the country who contribute as well.
22. A commonly known, but not to be neglected India fact is that the number and concept of zero was invented and documented first by Indians.
23. The Pentium chip and Hotmail were created by Indians—Vinod Dahm and Sabeer Bhatia respectively. The Indian IT population is growing and is highly sought after all over the world.
24. Cherrapunji is the wettest spot on earth. It receives at least 425 inches of rain every year, which is over 5 times more than the tropical rain forests of South America!
25. The Sundarbans is the largest single block of tidal halophytic mangroves in the world. 1/3 of the Sundarbans is in India. This is also the reserve for the Bengal Tiger.
26. There are 27 UNESCO world heritage sites in India. These protected areas help preserve the long-standing culture and history of the country.
27. India never invaded any country in her last 100000 years of history.
28. When many cultures were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley (Indus Valley Civilization).
29. Algebra, trigonometry and calculus too. ‘Place value system’ and the decimal system developed in 100BC.
30. The World’s First Granite Temple is the Brihadeswara Temple at Tanjavur, Tamil Nadu. The shikhara of the temple is made from a single 80-tonne piece of granite. This magnificent temple was built in just five years, (between 1004 AD and 1009 AD) during the reign of Rajaraja Chola.
31. The game of Snakes & Ladders was created by the 13th century poet saint Gyandev. It was originally called ‘Mokshapat’. The ladders in the game represented virtues and the snakes indicated vices. The game was played with cowrie shells and dices. In time, the game underwent several modifications, but its meaning remained the same, i.e. good deeds take people to heaven and evil to a cycle of re-births.
32. The world’s highest cricket ground is in Chail, Himachal Pradesh. Built in 1893 after leveling a hilltop, this cricket pitch is 2444 meters above sea level.
33. Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to mankind. The Father of Medicine, Charaka, consolidated Ayurveda 2500 years ago.
34. The Art of Navigation & Navigating was born in the river Sindh over 6000 years ago. The very word Navigation is derived from the Sanskrit word ‘NAVGATIH’. The word navy is also derived from the Sanskrit word ‘Nou’.
35. Bhaskaracharya rightly calculated the time taken by the earth to orbit the Sun hundreds of years before the astronomer Smart. According to his calculation, the time taken by the Earth to orbit the Sun was 365.258756484 days.
36. Quadratic Equations were used by Sridharacharya in the 11th century. The largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Hindus used numbers as big as 10*53 (i.e. 10 to the power of 53) with specific names as early as 5000 B.C.during the Vedic period.Even today, the largest used number is Terra: 10*12(10 to the power of 12).
37. Hero MotoCorp is the largest two-wheeler maker.
38. The Baily Bridge is the highest bridge in the world. It is located in the Ladakh valley between the Dras and Suru rivers in the Himalayan mountains. It was built by the Indian Army in August 1982.
39. Usage of anaesthesia was well known in ancient Indian medicine. Detailed knowledge of anatomy, embryology, digestion, metabolism,physiology, etiology, genetics and immunity is also found in many ancient Indian texts.
40. The four religions born in India – Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, and Sikhism, are followed by 25% of the world’s population.
41. Yoga has its origins in India and has existed for over 5,000 years.
42. His Holiness, the Dalai Lama, the exiled spiritual leader of Tibetan Buddhists, runs his government in exile from Dharmashala in northern India.
43. India’s first successful Mars Orbiter Mission – Mangalyaan, completed a 400-million km long journey to Mars, thereby becoming the first Asian country and fourth in the world to undertake a mission to the red planet.
44. India is the 19th largest exporter and the 10th largest importer in the world.
45. India is among the fastest growing and currently the ninth largest civil aviation market in the world.
46. India has the second largest pool of scientists and engineers in the world.
47. India boasts of having close to 1, 55,600 post offices across the country. This is by far the largest postal network in the world.
48. India is one of only three countries that make supercomputers, after the USA and Japan.
49. India is one of the top five retail markets in the world by economic value, with the retail industry estimated to be pegged at $450 Billion.
50. By 2030, India will become the third largest economy, behind China and the USA, with projected GDP at $30 Trillion.
51. India has the fourth largest army, is the second largest producer of rice and tea, and the largest producer of mica, jute, pulses and milk.
52. The great scriptures of India – including The Vedas and The Upanishads – were written when most developed nations did not even know how to read and write.
53. The first railroad was constructed by two Indians (Jamsetjee Jeejeebhoy and Jaganath Shunkerseth) and not the British!
54. The biggest air evacuation in the history of mankind was done by India in 1990 when Iraq invaded Kuwait, home to almost 1,76,000 Indians.
55. Lifeline Express is the world’s first hospital-train! Established in 1991, the train has traveled the length and breadth of the country, bringing medical aid and relief to the most far-flung and inaccessible areas.
56. India’s tech capital, Bangalore, has increased its office supply by six times since 2006, and now has more Grade-A offices than Singapore!
57. India has been the largest troop contributor to the United Nations Peacekeeping Missions since it’s inception and every year remains in the top 4.
58. India has an Airforce base in Tajikistan. Farkhor Air Base is India’s one and only military base outside its territory.
59. Agni III is the Most Accurate Missile in the World in Range Category and BrahMos is the Fastest Operational Cruise Missile in the World!
60. Mount Kailash has never been conqured inspite of the Chinese government’s support to climbers.
61. Bodhidharma, a prince of the Pallava dynasty went to China and began the physical training of the Shaolin monks that led to the creation of Kung Fu!
62. In 2001, Indian pharma company Cipla produced a three-in-one drug for HIV, which is affordable at an incredible $ 1 a day.
63. An Indian man named Jadav Payeng started planting trees on a barren sandbar at 17. He is now 47 and lives in his own 1360 acre forest which now houses rhinos, tigers, deer, apes and elephants.
64. India has 3 biodiversity hotspots, while no other country, or even continent except Brazil and Indonesia have more than 2!
65. India has over 275 billion tons of coal reserves, that’s the equivalent of 1.37 billion blue whales!
66. And the most incredible of all, India consumes about half of the world’s whiskey!
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We would be lying if we say that we’ve never thought of what it would be like if a zombie apocalypse DOES happen. And some of us would be really excited if it does (we’re looking at the Gamers).
So, we present you with a list of tips that may come in handy to survive the zombie apocalypse.
WATCH EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE
Not just movies, but TV shows, video games, novels and a certain music video (‘cause this is THRILLER!) are all great guides to not just survival techniques but also great dance moves.
Gather as much info about the enemy as you can. Believe us, when the dead start roaming around, you’d be very happy that you watched those movies.
FIND A WEAPON
The first thing you must do when all goes to hell is to find a suitable weapon.We know that everyone would just love to play with machine guns and rifles, but let’s get real, we ain’t getting those.
Look for knives, baseball bats, crowbars, axes, screwdrivers and maybe if you’re really lucky, a sword. *EYES TWINKLE*
STOCK UP ON SUPPLIES
Horde the things that you will need – from medical supplies to food items. Because when you’re in the zombie apocalypse, zombies aren’t the only things that can kill you. Starvation is just as evil. Also, keep your own stock, because…
You may also need to learn how to grow food. But then we’ve all had the crash course through Farmville.
FIND A VEHICLE
If some of you are planning to emulate Daryl Dixon and want a bike, give up. A bike is a terrible, terrible idea.
The best vehicles to have during an apocalypse would be strong cars or trucks and if all else fails, have a bicycle ready because they don’t need fuels to help you.
GET THE RIGHT CLOTHES
Wearing the right clothes is important even in a post-apocalyptic world. Find the most sturdy boots or running shoes you own because you’d soon need those legs of yours. And do not forget to wear clothes that cover that delicious-looking (to the zombies) skin of yours.
PLAN YOUR ESCAPE
You must plan your escape routes beforehand. And always keep a few back-up plans in case of surprises. You NEVER want to be unprepared in an apocalypse. Keep a backpack ready with your stash of supplies and the moment you spot your first walker, you should be out the door on your way to your carefully chosen safe haven (which you should pick well in advance).
SEEK PROPER SHELTER, BARRICADE IT
If all goes well, you may find a place where you can survive – look for farms, mountains or islands. Take a vehicle and head towards that ocean; we have serious doubts about the zombie swimming skills. And when you find the perfect place, do NOT let some Governor screw things up for you.
FIND A GROUP
Do not trust just anyone. The end of the world brings out the worst in people. You may well find some Joffreys or Cannibals roaming around.
But having people that will watch your back is a necessity. Find people who contribute to your group and help you survive.
HOLD ONTO YOUR HUMANITY
Like we mentioned before, you may find some psychos on your adventure. Avoid them and protect yourself but try not to join them. Cannibalism may seem the easiest way out, but remember, you don’t know if people taste good. Why take the chance?
KEEP CALM AND KILL ZOMBIES
Now that you’re packed and ready, the only thing left is for you to keep calm and kill every one of the flesh-eating freaks you encounter. This is the day you’ve all been dreaming of so make use of the skills you learned while playing Left4Dead.
FORTH EORLINGAS!
Tell us in the comments what strategies you would use during the zombie apocalypse.
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